the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence, and
after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?" Gary answered
soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle... And He just then did!"
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said to them was: "Don't."
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